Liggett Real Estate, this is Travis!

Hi everybody! Boy, getting used to a new office is tough work. There are so many practices and procedures and protocols to memorize, it can really make your head go a-spinnin'! People need to know about EVERYTHING ya do, so you gotta write down every file that comes in and goes out! It's like a big ol' machine here, that's for sure.

Here, I'll give you one tip for free: you gotta be extra careful about shreddin' stuff. Folks are touchy about that sort of thing, let me tell ya!

There's a lady that I work with. She's kinda scary. She has big eyes and lips, and she has a triangular face that kinda makes her look like a toad. She's older than me and she's been working here for a long time. Now I don't know what's goin' on, but I just can't seem to do anything right when I'm around her. I feel like she's always watching me, and I keep losing track of the papers I'm supposed to be sorting. Just yesterday I lost a very important packet that she insists that she gave me. Oh, I hope I don't get in trouble for this!

Right now I'm just making some copies of things...making sure that there's a happy stock of everything in my cubbies there. I don't know what it is exactly, but there's something satisfyin' about having everything full and replenished. It's like you're standing on top of those huge stacks of paper and just a-lookin' down on the world. I love it when I feel on top of things. It's just too bad that that hardly ever happens.

Well, I gotta get back to work before Mrs. Toad Lady sees me typing something I'm not supposed ta be! Gotta go, have a good day, bye bye!