Fat Will Kill You All!

How wonderful! Operation Flib-flab is nearing completion! Soon, the world will be helpless before the might of my minions!

My brilliant plan to convince all Americans that they're fat and ugly has them so distracted that they'll gladly drop their arms when my invasion begins! Yes, your weakness is not your failing manufacturing capacity, your disconnection from your leadership, or even your desperate addiction to money. It's your WOBBLY, GOBBLY CELLULITE! Now, for the Holocaust of the Fatties! Muhuhahaha! MUHUHAHAHA!