Oh Dear.
Hey everybody, it's your old pal Travis here, with a small update about my life. I'm sorry to tell ya, but it ain't good news.
Yep, I done been fired from Mervyn's. Darn it.
I don't know what I was doing wrong. I was folding those ties all nice and neat, I was friendly to everyone I saw, I was yelling my lungs out for that Mervyn's card recording. Then one day ol' Shelley came up to me and told me things just weren't working out. She also said she hearda rumor I was stealin', which was really confusing.
Strange thing about it is that this happened right as I was gettin' ready to celebrate my one-year anniversary there. I was beginnin' to feel like I really belonged there. I was so proud. I haven't held a job this long for a long time. I was real excited about my health benefits finally kicking in, too.
Well, at least I'm taking it better than I did last time. Wish me luck as I hit the pavement one more time! That's me, good ol' Travis Finn, professional job-hunter.
Yep, I done been fired from Mervyn's. Darn it.
I don't know what I was doing wrong. I was folding those ties all nice and neat, I was friendly to everyone I saw, I was yelling my lungs out for that Mervyn's card recording. Then one day ol' Shelley came up to me and told me things just weren't working out. She also said she hearda rumor I was stealin', which was really confusing.
Strange thing about it is that this happened right as I was gettin' ready to celebrate my one-year anniversary there. I was beginnin' to feel like I really belonged there. I was so proud. I haven't held a job this long for a long time. I was real excited about my health benefits finally kicking in, too.
Well, at least I'm taking it better than I did last time. Wish me luck as I hit the pavement one more time! That's me, good ol' Travis Finn, professional job-hunter.
posted by Travis Finn | 2:39 PM
3 Comments:
u suck cant even keep a job at mervyns hahahaha
Yeah, Travis has never had much luck with his work. That is why his story is called "Travis is Fired," after all. But hey, at least he believes in working and not staying at home!
FYI-
My SIL worked at Mervyns a couple of years back and they did the exact same thing to her. Same reason for firing and everything. Hmmm... They have issues, not Travis!
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